The Daily Slimes: The Neverending Song

The Daily Slimes updates The Neverending Song with this contribution from the acclaimed Argentine rapper Buenas Hairees Dias. He was bald. He is said to have composed it while climbing Mt. Aconcagua. Unfortunately, he died when attempting to rap on a particularly slippery glacier. It pays not to climb The Stone Sentinel* when stoned.

I Am A Little Pie**

I am a little soy,
That wishes to be a boy,
For then my sweetheart girl,
Wouldn't smell like cousin Earl.

*That is what Aconcagua means.
**To be sung to the beat of 'I am a little fly' by Marvin Pontiac.