Your friendly neighbourhood superhero

Well, I whacked another spider. He was prancing about dangerously close to my bag of rice. Anyway, while I was shuddering as I was picking up the telltale remains, I recalled Misty's picture, as it was put out by her owner. In the picture he had her lovingly cradled in his palm.

Eww.

Out popped the question: What kind of a man makes love to a Tarantula?

... and the answer is, as you may well have guessed, Spiderman!

So, guess who lives in my neighbourhood? Smirk.