Limerick 4/ Pun 2

Here is another dose of Chandler's morning limericks, followed by one of Dr. Sharma's own concoctions.

There once was a lady of Spain,
Who regarded my advances with disdain,
Until one day high on champagne
She was feeling no pain,
And we did it again and again.

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Q. What did the left leg say to the right one?
A. Two is a company, but three is a crowd.


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This way to limerick 3.