Limerick 3

A certain young charmer of Ghent
Was rather too clearly enciente
When her father yelled: "Who??"
She replied with a coo:
"I don't know, he just came - and he went."

Another of Chandler's little gems - his morning limericks he called them. He said he could make these up in a few seconds.

Along similar lines here is one of Sharma's morning puns; I was never much good with limericks.

Bloke A: I hear Mary and John are having trouble having children.
Bloke B: Yeah, I suppose she always blows her chances.

I can cook these up in a few seconds too.
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This way to Limerick 2.