Random quotes #1

Bachelor:
1. A single who is ready to mingle, has the urge to merge, but flings the ring and omits to commit.
2. A man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
3. A guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
4. Someone who never quite gets over the idea that he is a boy forever. (That strikes a note.)

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
- Mark Twain

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it is the triumphant twang of a bedspring"
- S J Perelman.

On running in rain:
"There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people."
- Bill Bowerman