The Daily Slimes: The World's Top Five Laxatives

We at The Daily Slimes in order to ease your entry into mornings are in the middle of compiling the World's top five laxatives. Please take a minute and either e-mail us, or leave a comment, as to what you believe is the best laxative going down. Remember a cleaner society begins from the larger of the intestines. And, starve that tapeworm!

All kinds of laxatives: natural, supernatural (e.g., ghosts), unnatural (e.g., an incorrectly aimed tampon), surreal (e.g., post-modernism), daadi-ka-nuskha* and chemical ones are accepted as potential candidates. In order to give us an inkling to the potential draining power of your entry, please compare with the flushing efficacy of a bowl of Okra** cooked in an especially oily oil on a scale of one to five, with 2.5 indicating parity.

*Grandmother's generational recipe.
** Bhindi, Ladyfingers.
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