The Daily Slimes: The friendly boss

Hello duckies,

Here is a little update courtsey our super-slugth in the field, SS.

A certain software Sultan, who is about to go gold soon himself, is spending too much time away from his desk, while keeping his slaves at work. I know love is always in the air, but you got to watch the hardware Son, especially with a slave's hon.

That is all for now loves.

X

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