From Penicillin to Penis 'ealin.

"A disgruntled New Zealand doctor has turned from pills to prostitutes, winning a licence to convert his former medical practice into a brothel. He decided to open the brothel following a tiff with health officials over after-hours care."

At least he has remained honest to himself about sticking to after-hours care. One wonder though what his tiff about "after-hours care" with health officials was all about.

"No, I know he is hot, but I think we will stick to Paracetamol for fever as of now Doc. You can tell Cindy to dress up and go home."