Pop philosophy #2

Round two of new age wisdom. This way to Round 1.

On beautiful women:

"Argh, them bonnie lasses, they are like them far snowy mountains. To be admired from afar, but never mounted"
- Ian McGae, President of the Hard as Rock Climbers.

Minutes later he was thrown of a convenient cliff-top into a burning stake for probably being a gay.

On fast living:

"Living fast is like riding a bike without brakes, downhill. You get a high, but your sole gets worn out trying to avoid the inevitable pile up at the end."
-Prance Legstrong, minutes before he disappeared in a purple haze from an semi-smoked reefer.

He was later found splattered on the kitchen wall wearing a biking helmet. A fusion powered exercycle is the lone, but mute, witness to this sad episode. Two soul-less shoes were found nearby. May God have mercy on them.

On communication:

"Communication, it is the shortest way to the goal."
-Pedro Gonzales, President of the Pampas Polo Playing Pumas.

In two years he was convicted for manslaughter when he attempted to demonstrate to the Cricketing Caballero's Club that the stumps could be put to good use by the wicketkeeper while he was hanging around waiting for the bowler to bowl.