Practical suggestions for a happier life #2

You know how in theatres, concert halls and operas, they pack in all the cheap ticket holders like sardines from a country with aluminium defeciency? Really spoils the experience. You can't spread your limbs out and relax. The man on the left is fighting for elbow rights on the common armrest*. The woman on the right is whispering urgently into her beefcake of a boyfriend's ear, gesticulating at your errant right leg.

So, in order to make sure that these irritants dissapear at the earliest instant, Dr. Sharma recommends that you partake of a nice five mile run before making an appearance at the arena of the arts of your choice, making sure that you forget to take a bath. If you can lay hands on some wildly extravagant beans, so much the better.

And remember dear readers, all our suggestions are backed by Dr. Sharma's seal of guaranteed success. Each one of these suggestions have been tested by in-house experts (who seriously need to get a life).

*This is actually very funny, you both smile graciously at each other, or look nonchalantly in the middle distance, while furiously manoeuvering your elbow. A swift dart here, a firm unyielding stand there... somewhat like



Head this way for an earlier practical suggestion.