Anna Mania II

I know I am late. But at least its not never.

Aruina Roy (AR) and co have announced an alternative Lokpal bill. "Not only is this bill, stronger, better, it is also more acceptable to all of India's mummies." , said Roy at a press conference attended by several of her colleagues, Congress workers like Abhifake Manu Singhvi (AMS), six people (Ram, Rahim, Rohan, Roxanne, Ranjit and Ramaswamy) from Muzaffarnagar who had come to attend an anti-corruption rally, and a dog. We drop in during question hour.

R: Is this Ramlila ground?

AR: No. That is further down the road, this is the Jay Prakash Ground.

R: Oh, but madam is Khiran Bedi, no?

AMS: No, no, she is a much more committed, enlightened and erudite NGO. Hum sab aur Bharat ki mummy Smt. Suniye Gandhi ji madam has anointed her your representative in this fight against corruption.

R: Really, why she not fighting corruption with Anna ji.

AR: Because Anna is wrong? His bill is not good. It is undemocratic, and undercuts, unh unh undermines, the entire parliamentary process. He is a Dictator who is agains the principles of free-for-all market. Does not a common honest citizen like Sugar Pawar have a voice? I know he is almost lock-jawed, but he can nod, can he not?

R: Madam ji we are confuse. You want to fight corruption, yes?

VR: Of course.

R: Then fight with Anna ji. Oh, I understand, you people not watching TV recently. See fasting is on Ramlila ground, not here. Congress party get scared first, so they change ground. Come we go there now?

VR: I cannot be seen with Anna. That would ruin my appetite.

R: But, you say you fighting corruption. So is Anna ji. He is your and my leader. Let us go.

AMS: No, you don't understand Anna is wrong. He claims to be fighting corruption, but unconstitutionally. Also as our deeply embedded detective Mole-ish Tiwari recently pointed out, Anna is himself corrupt. During the meeting of the joint drafting committee, he sat next to Karpin Sibal and got drenched from head to toe with Karpin's new aftershave Krption (from TATA-Mani combine: guaranteed to attract femme fatales like Roneko Chowdhury and Joyendin Natarajan).

R: Madam ji please, we are confuse. You fighting corruption. Anna ji fighting corruption. He is our leader. So, why you not going there. Are you with corrupt congress?

VR: No! I mean Yes. That is I am The Civil Society according to Bharat Mummy Suniye Gandhi ji.

R: Bharat Mummy?

AR: Security, AMS! please remove these gentleman, they aggravate me. Thrash them while you are at it. That will also free up space for my NAC (National Council) friends who have come over from the IIC. Is lunch served?